My Penis Name

Your Penis Name Is: Beefy McManstick

Keep it in your pants!

Penis Name Generator

Blogthings: 100’s of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

These blogthings make me feel so immature, but I’m strangely addicted. If I had a penis, I cold see myself calling it Beefy McManstick, but I’d never tell anyone!

Drag Queen Name

Your Drag Queen Name Is: Jane Manhands

You go girl!

Drag Queen Name Generator

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

Hmm, I thought it would be something more fabulous. Sigh . . .

From Twitter 11-10-2009

• 08:30:38: Have a fabulous day, everyone! (I found my keys!!!!)
• 23:35:39: 100% more legs!:
   via http://tinyurl.com/ygo5ux8
• 23:35:42: And you thought your job sucked: From the post 10 of the World’s Worst Jobs, here’s just one:
  Animal Masturbato.. http://tinyurl.com/yd6fct8

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ABC Meme

A- Advocate for: children and education

B- Best Feature: That’s hard. Probably my work ethic.

C- Could do without: Snow and icy weather

D- Dreams and desires: To be liked and loved.

E- Essential items: Sony ereader and cell phone

F- Favorite past time: Reading

G- Good at: Teaching and trivia

H- Have never tried: Illegal drugs

I- If I had a million dollars: I’d pay off any bills and put the rest in the bank.

J- Junkie for: Romance novels, especially m/m romance

K- Kindred spirit: My BFF

L- Little known fact: I would’ve married that guy if he’d asked.

M- Memorable moment: Breaking my leg at work.

N- Never again will I: let that particular class use glue.

O- Occasional indulgence: strawberry ice cream

P- Profession: teacher

Q- Quote: “You’ll survive.”

R- Reason to smile: Wednesday is a holiday.

S- Sorry about: losing my patience with my mother.

T- Things you are worrying about right now: bills, students, Boards, my lost keys, that weird sound my car made on the way home

U- Uninterested in: listening to my brother-in-law

V- Very scared of: failure

W- Worst habits: not putting things away immediately

Y- Yummiest dessert: cheesecake

X- X marks my ideal vacation spot: Anywhere. I’d just love to be able to travel more.

Z- Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

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From Twitter 11-09-2009

• 21:11:04: Trista Lathern Allegedly Fakes Breast Cancer to Raise Money for Implants – AOL Health http://ow.ly/AT3K
• 22:05:59: 10 of the World's Worst Jobs: Janitor at a Porno Theatre Janitor, in itself, is a pretty bad job. But, porn.. http://tinyurl.com/ygrc6h5
• 22:07:38: YouTube- Animation: Ferret dance (A series of tubes) http://ow.ly/ATzS

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Are You a Drama Queen?

You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince)

You’re not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments. You know how to steal the spotlight… And how to act out to get your way. People around you know that you’re good for a laugh. But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone. Tone it down a tad, and you’ll still be the center of attention.

Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

What Song Should I Strip to?

I’m ignoring the fact that the title ends in a preposition.

Your Song Is Like a Virgin

“Like a virgin, ooh, ooh Like a virgin Feels so good inside When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me” No virgin-ness implied. Not at all.

What Song Should You Strip To?

Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

Random Questions 2

Here are the last 25 questions from that stolen meme:

26. What color is your watch? I don’t wear one.

27. What do you think of when you hear “Australia”? Vegemite

28. Would you strip for money? No one would pay me!

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive through.

30. What is your favorite number? 17

31. Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone? My 80 year-old aunt. She’s precious.

32. Any plans today? I have plans every day. Sometimes, I actually follow through with them.

33. In how many states have you lived? One

34. Biggest annoyance right now? I still can’t find my damn keys.

35. Last song listened to? “Africa” by Toto. Yeah, I know . . .

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? I’m sure I can, but I’ve never tried.

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? I wish!

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My flip-flops.

39. Are you jealous of anyone? Of course. Isn’t everyone?

40. Is anyone jealous of you? I don’t think so. I can’t imagine that anyone would be.

41. Do you love anyone? Yes. I love my family and friends.

42. Do any of your friends have children? Yes, they do.

43. What do you usually do during the day? Work, work, work molding young minds.

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? I don’t hate anyone, but there are some people whom I dislike being around.

45. Do you use the word hello daily? I usually say “Hey” or “Hi.”

46. What color is your car? Green

47. What size wedding ring do you wear? I don’t.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Yep. Wondering why the BFF hasn’t called this evening.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Once. It rained, and I don’t like roller coasters.

50. How did you get your worst scar? I fell and cut my knee. I’m a bit clumsy.

From Twitter 11-08-2009

• 00:13:59: Thanks for the wordpress/blogger advice. I’m playing w/blogger now but keeping wordpress just in case.
• 00:32:59: I’m #reading Laying a Ghost by Jane Davitt – http://bit.ly/2HbnBJ
• 01:29:08: I want to read: Kindred in Death by J.D. Robb – http://bit.ly/2zkNbi
• 05:35:30: Real Deal McNeil: 3 out of 4 of you voted “YES” this man above really, or very likely, is Logan McNeil.The verd.. http://tinyurl.com/ybsvyft
• 05:35:32: Cravings. Carvings.: The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.– Jane Wagner http://tinyurl.com/yktxu22
• 10:07:26: I am an idiot.
• 12:02:57: @AnneDouglas Just for today. I left my work keys at work, and I need them.
• 13:49:42: Headache. Must leave the computer for a while.
• 17:38:04: I want to read: The Strongest Shape by Tessa Cardenas – http://bit.ly/43BMF9
• 18:44:16: Oh, my sinus headache won’t go away!
• 19:50:06: Military Appreciation Mon., Nov. 16 5 p.m. to 9 p.m.–Free meal Golden Corral http://ow.ly/A8gF
• 20:04:21: Ralph, Nancy, and I are in the m/m chatroom.

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Random Questions

Okay, I stole this meme from a blog that stole it from another blog, etc.

1. What is the color of your toothbrush? Pink and white

2. Name one person who made you smile today. Jase and his stripper link.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Looking for my work keys.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Playing on the Internet.

5. What is your favorite candy bar? Hershey Bar

6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud? Apparently, I can’t put a real sentence together today.

8. What is your favorite ice cream? How to choose? Strawberry.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet Coke

10. Do you like your wallet? Nope. I need to replace it.

11. What was the last thing you ate? A granola bar.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Umm, do sock count?

13. The last sporting event you watched? Hockey game. My team sucks this year.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Extra butter.

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? the BFF

16. Ever go camping? Yep, all the time in the summer

17. Do you take vitamins daily? I have a bottle of them. I bought it a few years ago.

18. Do you go to church every Sunday? No. I should, though.

19. Do you have a tan? Me? Nope. I love my AC.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Yes, I do.

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Most of the time.

22. What did your last text message say? I’m an idiot.

23. What are you doing tomorrow? Working, working, working

24. Favorite color? Pink

25. Look to your left; what do you see? A stack of books

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